Thursday, April 07, 2005

A letter to anonymous

Dear Anonymous poster,

I'm sorry that you feel the need to take out your anger on my poor defenseless blog. Since you clearly have all of this free time to check it and realize that it now is "not as funny"... why don't you start your own blog? I would absolutely LOVE to see how funny you are. Especially considering you couldn't even post your criticism under your name. I actually have a real job now, not a lame boring fake one. This computer is literally a fossil that could have been dug up on an archeological exploratory dig. I can't put up pictures or even use color. Everyone talks all day here, loudly, annoyingly. The second I would sit down to even breathe in some air, someone else is calling my name or my phone is ringing. I hate to say it, but I don't have time for you anymore. I don't even have time for me anymore. Be thankful you're still getting RTW every monday. Sorry you're upset, I really don't have the time to care though.

this post took 5 minutes and I have another meeting in 30 secs and my boss just asked me 15,005 questions.

next time leave your name, that way I can address you personally.

have a nice day.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wrote that post, and I stick by what I wrote. Mara, you can have front row seats, and bitter kevin, thanks for calling me a LOSER- I'm not the one who posts a comment on EVERY single blog.

Jessy said...

Yes mara you can be front and center when I kick Gil's ass!! He does have the strength of 10 men though... but it's ok... I have the strength of an angry blog writer scorned! Stop being a hater Gil... I've seen your blog. My blog could kill your blog with its hands tied behind its back.

Anonymous said...

If this was a "blog contest" you would be correct, that your blog is clearly better than mine. However, this isn't a "blog contest" it's merely a statement of my opinion.

Hemingway had critics.

And no, I'm not a bitch, I'm a punk bitch, and it has nothing to do with my name.

And if you want to see me beat up Jessica, it's not going to happen. I like Jessica, and I know she has better blogs in her.

Otherwise, fuck off.