Let's lose this dive, 5

Jess-
5) I guess every list deserves at least one positive. I hate being so negative all the time, it really brings down my serotonin levels. I will miss my co-worker P, Miss Patricia. Without her, I would have lost my mind here long, long ago. And I would have had to have eaten grease truck food 5 days a week, surely causing my immediate death. Ahh P, you and I, two peas in a pod... I will miss our banter. We are such bitches.
*names have been excluded to protect the flood phobic's

P: have you noticed that all of (*random co-worker's) pants are too short for her! its like she recently had a growth spurt
Jess: LOL!!! or maybe she's just scared of the impending flood
Jess: (*other random co-worker)'s are like that too
P: do they know?
Jess: I should lend them my rain boots!
Jess: growth spurt! HAHAHA
P: its funny b/c I notice it everyday!
Jess: (*random co worker) just hit puberty
P: HAHA!

Sari-
5) I will not miss being told that I am not permitted to take my hard earned vacation days, and that being with my family is not as important as the Devil being with her family... Grrrrrrrrr.

The devil A? I sense some bottled up animosity... let it out girl! GRRR!