Thursday, March 03, 2005

Splitty Pity

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So sad. Two celebrity couples have called it quits today. Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are getting a divorce, and Katie Holmes and Chris Klein broke their engagement. The publicists are quoted as saying "They broke off the engagement but are remaining good friends". Puh-leese! I wish for once a publicist would just say... "They broke up and they hate each other. Katie is crying into her Ben and Jerry's with the help of Jared Leto and Chris has already been seen with Paris Hilton canoodling". We can handle the truth... I promise.

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