Pot Luck

I am bringing crescent rolls to the holiday pot luck tomorrow, Andrei is bringing meat balls...

Jess: how cute is that little dough guy when u push in his belly button...
Andrei: you mean the pillsbury dough boy?
Jess: yes him
Jess: he is making my crescent rolls later
Andrei: if you buy his product, I heard he actually shows up to help you
Jess: YEA
Jess: that's what i'm talkin bout
Andrei: does he know how to make meatballs?
Jess: hahahaha i'm not really sure... i think he just does baked goods, I’ll ask him
Andrei: I want the doughboy
Jess: I NEED HIM
Jess: otherwise my crescent rolls will be shit
Jess: do i have to make them pretty on a serving plate? cuz i was like gonna bring them in a zip lock bag!
Andrei: well the meatballs are arriving in a plastic bag.
Andrei: or a Patsy's bag
Andrei: depending how tonight goes
Jess: ha!!! cheater
Jess: wait, do they have rolls at patsys???
Andrei: I'll get you some if the doughboy doesn't hop off that box and make them for you
Jess: ha i doubt i can find anyone i can con into doing this for me
Jess: anyone who wants to let me call them doughboy
Jess: while they're doing it
Andrei: I'd like you to come over in a chef's hat and make me some crescent rolls
Andrei: yeah, I'll poke you and call you doughboy if you want
Jess: hahahahah sadly someone might like that