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Blowfish testicles sicken 7 diners in Japan

Top ten reasons why this is a great headline:

10) Japan really takes this fish eating thing quite seriously

9) Blowfish are apparently extremely poisonous. If you want to live on the edge... Jump out of a plane. Do not eat something that if prepared even minutely wrong could kill you in an hour and a half.

8) May I suggest a minor edit.... Blowfish testicles sicken 7 MORONS in Japan

7) Have we really run out of things to eat on this planet? Now we eat fish testicles?

6) How exactly could eating fish testicles not be sickening?

5) Ugh, knew I shoulda gotten the king cobra ovaries instead

4) Did I know fish even had testicles?

3) I guess if you’re going to eat testicles, the fish might as well be called a blowfish

2) Yep, somewhere in the world, testicles rank as a delicacy

And the number 1 reason this is a great headline...

1) Could you imagine walking into a restaurant... And for you Miss? I’ll have the raw Blowfish balls.