At the place where I begrudgingly obtain my salads for lunch (after 6 months and repeated discussions they finally have grasped that by egg white, I meant please do not put the yolk in my salad), they have plates of breakfast food on display on the countertop. Every time I am in there, I become more and more desperate to find out if it’s actually real food. It looks like real food. Could it be plastic food? Does everyone else know what it is and I’m the only stupid one? I’m about this close to poking it to find out.
There are about 5 plates up there. Pancakes, waffles, eggs and toast, sunnyside up with homefries. It’s a shitload of food. Why would they waste real food by putting it out on display? And how often are they doing this? Is that new real display food everyday? WTF is the point of that? If I don’t know what a freaking waffle looks like, I’ve got some issues. It has to be plastic food, right? Please someone tell meeeeeee....
Monday, March 16, 2009
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I just read the headline. I assume real.
I'm gonna have to say fake. I think she has butt implants too. Also, a cybernetic Blackberry implant at the base of her skull.
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