Mite be a problem

Andrei: all the bird mites were on the window right where the nest was
Andrei: I went to the new hardware store in our town
Andrei: and told the guy that I had a pigeon nest on my window ledge and now I got all these mites in my house
Andrei: he says "Oh I raise pigeons. When they go and fly around, sometimes they pick up mites."
Jess: ewww
Jess: who raises pigeons?!
Jess: wtf
Jess: that is the most disturbed thing I’ve ever heard
Andrei: I was like "That's nice. But the pigeons are gone and now the mites are in my living room"
Andrei: he goes "Ok, you take the pigeon, lift its wings gently and spray underneath"
Andrei: moron
Andrei: I was like "It's not my fucking bird..it's a wild pigeon"
Andrei: Mike Tyson raises pigeons btw....hundreds of them
Jess: HAAHHAHAAH
Jess: he told u how to cure the pigeons
Jess: if you TOUCHED a pigeon... i'd never go near u again
Jess: EVER
Andrei: if I could get my hands on that pigeon I'd ring it's neck
Andrei: fucker
Andrei: what if I told you that I had mites on my legs last night
Jess: that is so nasty
Jess: don't come near my desk
Andrei: does Bailey wanna come over and kill pigeons in Forest Hills for me?
Jess: he was in a pigeon killing street gang in his previous life
Andrei: that's why I asked.....I figured he has experience