Talk is not cheap

Somehow... and this really, really is pure Jessica genius, I managed to go over my allotted cell phone minutes by 151 minutes this month. This is truly awesome since I can't remember who the hell I could have been talking to. I never go over my minutes. In fact, I dug up my last 4 or 5 months of bills, which are in a growing massive pile of crap I want to shred but I don’t have a shredder, to see how many minutes I usually use per month. None of the other months were even remotely close to the limit let alone over it... Let alone decimating it by 150. How could I have accomplished this? I hate talking on the phone. In fact, I occasionally don’t pick up when people call. Could I have used 150 minutes checking my voicemails? I’ve never once even considered the true value of those “rollover” minutes until I got my bill this month and saw that I was being charged... wait for it... $68.00 extra dollars. $68 mother fucking dolllllllares... To have unmemorable conversations. Not awesome... Not awesome at all. Next time I’m at a garage sale and I see rollover minutes that look like little clocks... I am sooo buying those...