Friday, January 28, 2005

How to be a Dick


Which one of these is not like the others?? Hmmm could it be the distaste and utter disgustingness of our newly re-elected regime? Not only did President Bush not attend the ceremonies marking the 60th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz, he sent his Dick instead. And what did the Dick show up in... surely not the attire that he wore to something that was clearly more important to history, the Inane-guration. I mean, let's keep our priorities in order! All the other world leaders are dressed respectfully, and the Dick... he's wearing an olive green parka complete with fur trim hood and his name embroidered on, hiking boots and a ski cap that said "staff 2001". According to one reporter, "The vice president, however, was dressed in the kind of attire one typically wears to operate a snow blower." Why oh Why am I not surprised?
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