Wednesday, March 09, 2005
Kidnap calamity
Al Queda was going to kidnap Russell Crowe? This is a joke, correct? Can anyone say they would have honestly cared? The reports say it was part of some "cultural destabilization" plot. So they came up with the bright idea to take one of our celebrities? If they took my iPod I'd cry, if they shut down McDonalds I'd cry, if they blacked out all of our digital cable I'd cry, but kidnapping Russell Crowe?... that really has no impact on my life whatsoever. They can have him! In fact while they're at it, can they take a few more really annoying egomaniac celebrities? I can have a list ready by 5PM...
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Oy! For mocking me I'll punch ya, ya flippin harpie! In this life or the next.
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