Monday, November 03, 2008

What the Pf*ck?

I am christening a new segment to the blog aptly named 'What the Pf*ck?' as my man Jon Stewart coined after the lunacy that is one of the McCain Stepford Spokeswomen Nancy Pfotenhauer.

Seriously. What the Pf*ck? Everyday I get the same salad at one of two places. Literally the same salad. Mixed greens, grilled chicken, tomatoes, cucumbers, fresh mozzerella, and egg whites. Not egg, egg whites. The purpose of specifying by adding on the word whites, is because I do not want the yolks. Not that I want them separated from the whites and tossed in, I do not want them AT ALL. I really thought that was a pretty obvious concept. However recently I've been finding lumps of yolk in my salad. What the Pf*ck? Clearly the moron at the salad place is in fact a moron.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

You should have Nancy Pfuckenheimer host this segment for you, now that her dumb ass is out of a job! 5 teenagers my ass

Jessy said...

I'm sure she'll be off to have more work done on her face. Her nose is almost as frightening as Michael Jackson's.