Copy Queen

So I'm moving up in the world! When our website is down this weekend for like 5 minutes, the message clients will see was written by none other than MOI! It's my first big copy writing gig! Unfortunately some of the ones I thought were winners were not chosen like...

It's the weekend, why are you working? It's okay, we understand. We're
working too to bring you a faster www.comstock.com! Who wouldn’t want to get their work done faster?

OR

On the highway, you’d get a ticket. But this isn’t any normal highway, it’s the information highway, and here speed = better! Come back and cruise with us on the new faster www.comstock.com.

Well... they chose this one... regardless it is still my copy and I'm pretty psyched! Even though in this post you'd need a magnifying glass to comprehend what it says... just trust me, I wrote it... happy squinting...