Of course I wouldn't understand the traditions of Christmas, but some... I really don't get. Like fruit cake. Does anyone actually like fruit cake?? It reminds me of those scary jello molds with unidentifiable fruit floating in them. Why would anyone voluntarily eat that stuff?? Then there's the yule log. There was a full page ad in AMNY this morning for 4 commercial free hours of watching a fireplace on the WB. People watch that? A burning log? That sounds to me about as exciting as watching grass grow. It doesn't do anything... it's just a fireplace with background Christmas elevator music. Us Jews don't even stick around to watch the Chanukah candles burn all the way down, which would take like what?, an hour?? No wonder we can't fathom watching a log for 4 hours....
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