Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Trimspa: Be a crackhead


It's amazing what people would do to lose weight these days. I just read something today in AMNY about this new African cactus plant thing people are eating called Hoobastank or Hoodia gordonii or something. It's supposed to curb your hunger completely and apparently is used in Trimspa, the shit Howard hocks that made Anna Nicole Smith slightly less beastly, slightly. She's still a beast. Whatever happened to good old running? Stair master? Weight Watchers? Instead people are willing to eat some strange African tribal plant that could cause you to sprout 3 new arms, have toes grow out of your belly button, your insides to eat themselves, or you run the risk of becoming a crackhead like Anna? This is a smart idea? Ok, I'll have a double hoodia with cheese please...
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