New every Two

Jess: you are not going to believe what happened after I spoke to you
Jess: I have to bring my new phone back
Sari: y????????/
Jess: bc the lady lied to me
Jess: i have to buy it in a real verizon store
Jess: the lady never told me that, she made up some story about them crediting me on my bill for my new every 2 years $100 credit
Jess: which apparently is BS
Jess: so I was on the phone with verizon for an hour, got hung up on 5 times
Sari: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jess: then I got this really nice lady who told me I had to return the phone to Rumy the Indian lady and go get a new one and she's crediting me $30 for my trouble
Sari: awwwwwwww
Jess: ugh I don't have time to run all over the city because some whore lied to me
Jess: Rumy... she has the standard one ass hole right now, but after 7:00 when I get there... she will be blessed with 2
Jess: I'm going to kill her
Sari: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Jess: filthy liar
Sari: HAHHAHAH!
Sari: HAHAHAHHA
Sari: hahahahhahaha
Jess: I'm glad you think this is funny!!!!!!!!!!
Jess: I am so upset
Sari: sorry
Jess: I had a new phone for 3 hours!
Jess: hahaha, I am scarred
Sari: I dont think its funny
Sari: just your reaction!
Jess: lol
Sari: love you!
Sari: blessed with 2!
Sari: lol
Jess: why me?!?!