Charleston is amazing. So quaint. So southern. Not sure anyone would know what to do with the two Northern girls both sporting Juicy outfits and taking pictures in front of the Daughters of the Confederacy building. Luckily for everyone involved, nobody had to find out because it was Christmas and there were about 2 people on the streets of Charleston. Those 2 people would be the one Black guy standing around on a corner who asked if we were going to allow him to be in our photos with us, and I replied.. well… basically I said exactly what this blog entry is named. Then there was the second person out, an older gentleman walking his white fluffy dog fully sporting (quite unfortunate) pants with Christmas trees all over them. My eyes almost didn’t believe what they were seeing… hence the above photo proof I’ve provided for ya’ll…
Destination: Savannah, GA
Time to arrival: 1 hour, 58 minutes
Savannah is only about 2 hours from Charleston. Peachy. We arrived around lunch time and decided to celebrate Christmas the Jew way. Might as well hold onto tradition even when away. We chose Wang II, because the name made me laugh. They serve odd Chinese food down here. Our sesame chicken was basically sweet and sour chicken with sesame seeds sprinkled on top, and our lo mein was practically made with fettuccine noodles. What is this nonsense? Clearly wankers work at Wang II. While in Savannah, I really just wanted to hear someone say “Frankly Scarlett I don’t give a damn,” but everyone down here just sounds like John Edwards…
1 comment:
You drove all the way to SC where some of the best Southern cuisine can be found and you ate Chinese??? So disappointed...next time, I'm coming with you and you'll experience grits and po' boys!
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