Come on baby, light my fire

I think now, I have seen it all. Burger King has come out with a cologne. Flame. They describe this magnificence as a “scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.” Meat cologne? Junior Whoppers! How have I lived up until this point without this in my life and where do I get some... Now? I am so attracted to guys that smell like cooked cow...

My co-worker Lauren and I took one look at the above insanely hilarious photo, jumped out of our seats in an instant, and were on the elevator on the way to Ricky’s. Funny neither of us were embarrassed to ask the guy at the counter for the “Burger King meat cologne.” He said he’d sold out of it at his register, but alas there were a few left at the other counter. We bought 2.

When arriving at the perfect holiday gift for your male co-worker, what really could be more amazing than hamburger scented cologne? Who wouldn’t want to be sporting Eau d’ ground beef? Obviously Andrei will be bathing in this crap and attracting all of the lady carnivores in the bar later. Or... All of the neighborhood dogs... But definitely no vegetarians. Sadly though, it really does not smell like flame broiled meat. Instead, it sorta smells like dirty old man, or as the salesman at Rickys said “Bodega Joe.” However, nothing beats the fact that I can now say things to Andrei like... Vanessa wants to smell your meat.

Merry Christmas Andrei!! So much for having it your way...