In 7 days, Meredith and I will be embarking on an awesome journey. This isn’t Paris and Nicole Go to Tennis Camp, or even Tennis Camp 2: The reunion... This is Thelma & Louise: Lost Highway. This is possibly going to be entered into the Guinness Book of World Records as the longest Bon Jovi sing along marathon EVER. This is Road Trip 08-Meredith and Jessica drive to Florida. Be scared (especially if you're a Chinese restaurant bathroom floor).
I have to say, I am super psyched! Although, that’s easy to say after not having spent even one minute in the car yet! Every person I’ve told about our voyage has schrunched up his or her face and said... Ugh why don’t you just fly? Because that takes all of the adventure out of it! Could I look forward to being forced to listen to Barbra Walters entire autobiography on audio book on a quick plane ride? No, certainly not. Could I bring literally almost everything I own because I have poor decision making skills for vacation attire on a plane? No. Would I have about a bazillion amazing blog entries from a quick 3 hour plane ride? Maybe only one, because I’d get stuck squashed between a fat person and a crying baby. Trust me people, it’s in your best interest that I take this road trip. I will most certainly be updating you from the road and seriously, if we break down... One of you best be an AAA member and send help immediately. Maybe this isn’t such a super idea...
I’m gonna need to start working on my southern accent... And get a parasol...
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I love the road trip because if you flew you wouldn't be able to stop in Maryland - yes south of the Mason Dixon line - can't wait to see ya'll right quick y'hear!
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