Out with the crazies

We all know what happens when the nice weather finally appears... All the lunatics crawl out of the woodwork. On my 4 block walk to grab lunch today, I passed like 40 crackheads.

• A woman wearing a green eye-mask, like the kind you sleep with, over her nose and mouth while pushing her cart

• 2 girls who were having a “cough off”, attempting to out hack up a lung each other

• A girl wearing black tights and the tiniest daisy dukes I’ve ever seen... I mean why bother?

• A woman wearing a short shirt that enabled her entire gut to hang over her jeans

• A creepy guy walking 2 feet behind two women repeating “I love you baby, you are so hot baby”

• A dog stalking pigeons

And Jay Emanuel.

God I love spring.