Strange and Stranger

Today I was informed about a website, http://omegle.com through which you can be connected with a random stranger to have a chat. My immediate response to this was... WHY? Am I really that lonely, bored, or hard up for conversation that I’d want to be connected with a complete stranger? What would I possibly talk to a stranger about? If I feel like talking to someone, I’ll talk to my friends, or co-workers... If I desperately feel like talking to someone I’d even call my parents. Why the hell would I want to talk to a complete stranger? Unless maybe I was like... in prison.

Below are actual examples of the completely ridiculous, borderline retarded conversations one of my co-workers had through the use of this site. I might actually be frightened if I wasn’t laughing so hard.

Stranger: sheep?
You: that your thing?
Stranger: van knt?
You: pardon?
Stranger: nee
You: are you a robot?
Stranger: kindertent.nl*
Stranger: nee
Stranger: ik ben geen robot
You: somebody have a loose screw?
Stranger: i'm talking dutch
You: german robot
Stranger: DUTCH
Stranger: not german
You: i am gonna kick you in the dutch
You: bow down to lord vader!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hoi
You: Everybody say ho!
Stranger: HO
Stranger: Hello?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: so
You: how are things?
Stranger: pretty good, thanks  how about yours?
Stranger: u're there?
You: sorry
You: really drunk right now
Stranger: damn.
You: what are you doing?
Stranger: nothing actually
Stranger: you?
You: trying to work
Stranger: when you're drunk?
You: booze is the only thing that gets me through my day
You: do you smell that?
Stranger: almosy
Stranger: almost*
Stranger: how old are u
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 15

You: stranger danger
Stranger: i miss you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.