Yoo hoo?? Oh Bushie?? Hello?? Oh hi, excuse me sir, I hate to interrupt your vacation... um but... see well, there was this huge earthquake which caused an even bigger tidal wave... a tsunami to be more exact, and it sort of, well, it hit like 8 countries over in Asia. Asia... you know where that is right?? Little to the right of Iraq. Anyway... this wave, it caused the death of almost 70,000 innocent people. 70,000... which could double with disease. I mean, surely you've been told of this? I hate to ask this sir, but, do you have a huge zit or something? Laryngitis? I thought for sure I'd see you on television making an impassioned statement about the horrors going on over there and how we will help. I know it wasn't 70,000 Americans, but surely you can spare ten minutes to show the rest of the world that you give a sh... oh, right... you're on vacation. Well, I guess then... uhhh... whenever you get around to it... clearly it's unimportant. Maybe wait like 4 days and do it today?? This is Time Magazine's Person of the Year??? Hail to the Chief...
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