Monday, June 30, 2008

No son of mine

Over the last couple of weeks I have seen a trend developing at my office. People have been bringing their kids in a lot lately. I can’t tell you how many kids I’ve met in the last month. This one’s baby, that one’s son. They are cute, and they follow their parents around the office and everyone oohs and aahs and offers them toys to play with (I have like 5 stuffed animals and Gumby and Pokey on my desk, yet no kids seem to want to play with my toys, but whatever I’m not offended). However today, when the 800th kid came in, I sorta felt left out of the trend. Seriously, one day I’m just going to bring a random kid in here and make him follow me around all day.

Scenario one:
Jessica is that your son?
Oh you guys didn’t know I have like 5 bastard children?

Scenario two:
Jessica is that your son?
Oh him? I just found him downstairs.

Don’t lie, that would be pretty damn funny. I am so doing that next week.

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