Sunday, June 15, 2008

What's really left that won't kill you?

Skimming the paper today I came across an article claiming that vinyl shower liners emit some kind of chemical that can cause liver damage. Luckily I use a nylon shower liner, however it is pretty ridiculous when you can't even take a shower without slowly killing yourself. Might as well just tempt fate and spend an ideal day doing the following:

Going to the beach and laying out tanning,
Supersizing your fast food order for lunch,
Washing that down with an entire bottle of Jack Daniels,
Smoking a pack of cigarettes and talking on your cell phone while there,
and taking a shower when you get home.

If you manage to live through that whole day, you are apparently bionic. If the skin cancer, cholesterol, liver failure, lung cancer, or brain cancer don't get ya... the shower will!

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