A sample of what could be to come

I went to a sample sale at lunch. Not shockingly there was a huge line, however, my co-workers mom happens to work in the area, got on the line for us and was right at the front as we ran over. Take a guess how many people on the line wanted to murder us. Sorry ladies, it’s a sample sale. Being bitchy is not only expected, its practically demanded.

Today’s sample was Tory Burch. I’m sure you have seen the shoes. They’re the plain flats everyone has, but because there’s a big, gaudy, gold disk attached to the front, idiots such as myself actually contemplate paying obscene amounts of money for them. I should just buy a pair of flats at Payless and hot glue one of those Sacajawea dollar coins to the front. Ooh stylish.