Mesmerized by meat scent

Who knew, or would have believed that a couple of days after my fateful purchase of FLAME the Burger King meat aroma, it is completely sold out at every Ricky's in the city. If that isn't enough ridiculousness... someone is selling it on ebay and the bidding is up to $102.50. What was once merely a token (gag) gift, is now a collector's item! Everyone is clamoring to smell like broiled beef... I fear Andrei might be attacked by a vicious mob of meaty odor seekers... He better lock that shit up somewhere, it's priceless...