Wet-lap

So I literally just spilled an entire cup of water... In my lap. Yep, went to drink from the plastic cup, fumbled a little, and poured it into my crotch. I am soaked... And will probably be spending the next hour or so sitting at my desk because if I had to go anywhere, surely everyone would think I peed myself. That’s how bad it is. Sopping wet, soggy jeans. What is wrong with me!? Usually I just spill coffee all over my desk and my papers. That’s my typical M.O. I do it all the time. Although in the effort to make myself feel better right now, since we obviously can’t make me feel any less wet, one could argue that is much worse. Sticky, smelly, brown. I should be thankful, at least, that I didn’t spill coffee in my lap. Maybe I shouldn’t be allowed to partake in activities in the real world...