Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Stupid People should be Shot on Sight

I am not a Rhodes scholar. I admit there are some (a small amount) of things I do not know, so sometimes I consult the interwebs. Specifically lately I've been doing research on cats since I am dedicated to providing the best care for my little monster. Never having had a pet before, I have many questions... however when I see the questions other people have, I am reminded that I could quite actually be a genius and that stupid people should be outlawed.

Poster Pete-Potentially dumbest person on Earth, asks...
How do you spay a cat? Is this something I can do at home myself?

{Shaking head and eyes bugging out} What. The. Fuck. Are you a lunatic? Yep, no problem Petey. You just reach up inside your cat and rip out its ovaries. No sweat you imbecile. Someone answered "yup, get a rusty spoon and a bottle of Jack Daniels"... HA! I bet that's the same way you neuter a stupid man named Pete...

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