Monday, August 24, 2009

Who Knew?

"The 32-year-old real estate developer and investor was wanted in California on first-degree murder charges after the dismembered body of Jasmine Fiore was found in a trash bin in Buena Park, about 20 miles southeast of Los Angeles.

Fiore's teeth had been pulled out and her fingers cut off, apparently to impede her identification. Investigators used the serial numbers on her breast implants to identify her, prosecutors said."

Wait, she was identified by her breast implants? Breast implants have registered serial numbers? Like Vehicle Identification Numbers? Guess he forgot to cut those off too... Another criminal foiled by Silicone...

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