Top Ten

IAAF isn’t sure South African runner is female

Top ten reasons why this is a great headline:

10) Who would pretend to be a woman to win a couple races? Pansy.

9) I’m not really sure what the IAAF is, but I am sure they aren’t that smart.

8) I hate to state the obvious, but... There usually are some pretty clear indicators...

7) I have a fail proof test for this very situation. Television. Popcorn. “Beaches.” Tears? She’s a chick.

6) I thought this usually only happened in Thailand...

5) How freakin insulted would you be if someone thought you required gender testing?

4) I’ve seen The Crying Game... I know how this ends.

3) Just because she’s flat chested does NOT mean she’s a man.

2) Those runners wear pretty tight shorts... Are you sure you’re not sure?

And the number 1 reason this is a great headline...

1) I will sit here anxiously awaiting the next great headline... “Mrs. Doubtfire breaks land-speed record in 800-meter final”