Jess: btw how'd the glamour shoot go with your dog
Jess: did she look hot?
Andrei: HAHAHA
Andrei: we didn't have it last night
Andrei: we took her to the dog park instead
Andrei: but I need to get those shots
Andrei: tonight we'll do it
Andrei: I'm going to be seriously pissed if she doesn't get the call for this shoot
Jess: r u starving her
Jess: bc she's a model
Jess: gotta be a size 2
Andrei: I let her eat
Andrei: but then I make her throw up afterwards
Jess: LOL
Andrei: we've been working on her walk, her strut
Jess: it's all about tits and ass
Andrei: yeah... she really needs to learn how to own it
Andrei: we've been watching america's top model for pointers
Jess: I heard the hemmorrhoid cream under the eyes really helps
Jess: no puffiness
Andrei: I'm picking some up
Andrei: this dog's going to be my meal ticket
4 comments:
AWWW cute! Put that bitch to work!
Lord, please forgive me for that horrible pun...
We sent her portfolio to the casting agent last night. This bitch is gonna be a star.
It's official. You're looking at the new face of Liz Claiborne...assuming she doesn't freak out and attack/hump her co-model (poodle) during their meet and greet this weekend.
And this guy will be $200 richer.
I hope that poodle isn't in heat. Just don't let your dog lose her integrity and when Hef calls... advise her against the nude shoot.
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