Today must be national make fun of Jessy day. Couldn't someone have warned me of this? I figured there would be a ton of snow out in Jersey today, so I wore my brand new bright pink rubber rain/snow boots. They are pink and shiny and pretty!!... and they reek to holy hell like rubber, they smell like a really big condom. At least I thought they were cute, until my MEAN boss comes in and says, "nice boots, are you planning on going wading in a river?" How rude!!! It took all of my self control not to respond "nice hair, are you planning on time traveling back to 1985?"... but I didn't. Then on my way back from lunch, someone else was like "wow nice boots, are you expecting a flood?" According to the work moon-o-meter scale, this rates a 7... because I cried to my mom when she im'd me to ask if there were slush puddles in the city and I was wearing my boots. Mean, mean people! They're cute I say!
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