Top Ten

Top Ten Signs You're at a Girly Super Bowl Party...

10. Conversation goes like this: "Wow, look at his ass in spandex"
9. The question of the night isn't if T.O. will play, it's if D.H. (Desperate Housewives) is a repeat.
8. There are decorations and team plates and napkins.
7. Lots of talk about how the losing team just needs a hug.
6. When they mention the passing of Tom Brady's grandmother, everyone gets teary eyed.
5. The snacks consist of Valentine's day pink and white cupcakes.
4. Stuffed animals were also invited to attend.
3. People are wearing their team colors right down to a green or blue thong.
2. After 3 beers, everyone is passed out by halftime.
And the number one sign You're at a Girly Super Bowl Party...

1. The breasts in the room do not belong to Janet Jackson.