Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Fate of the Union


"Looky here! I just wanted to show ya'll this ant I found crawling across my speech, can you see the little sucker? I moved these here glasses down my nose so I could show him to ya'll... don't I look like a brainiologist?"

Thank god for cable television, otherwise we'd all be stuck with nothing to watch tonight besides the "Fate of the Union" address. Bushie plans to announce how he's going to take over the entire world in just four short years, one ranch at a time. Cowboy up! Hopefully the Dick will show up in full snow blower attire! Too bad "Lost" is a repeat because I'd much rather watch Bushie get dropped onto the island and get eaten by Lostzilla. Talk about a ratings winner!
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