A new British study says taking birth control pills alters women's taste in men. "In other words, men who look healthy and strong are appealing; men who look ill are not." They needed to perform a study for this? If the only thing causing you to shy away from "ill" looking men is a pill... something is severely wrong. Who isn't attracted to sickly looking men? I like mine as close to death as possible...
Speaking of British and men, actor Alan Cumming, who apparently notably played a desk clerk in "Eyes Wide Shut" and I'm sure had a cameo in "Love Actually"... since every other British person was in it, has come out with his own cologne line. Named... ok one guess? Give up? "Cumming". If my sickly man smelled like cumming... wow, it'd be really hard to control myself. I'm sure the holiday gift set comes with the body lotion they named "Cumming All Over" and personally I'd also add a shower gel I would dub "Cumming in the shower" or an after shave balm "Cumming on your face". Imagine if they made a suppository... ok I know, I wish I could take that back too, but I already put it out there, so just laugh...
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And it's posts like this make you all understand just one of the many many things I love about my Jessyface!
Oh how I love you too Sari! As a thanks for your kind words of praise, I'm going to send you a Cumming gift set... but your's comes with soap... Cumming Clean.
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