After reprising his role last night on "The Men tell All" Bachelorette special as reality tv's most beloved stalker and number 1 resident in fantasy Stu-land ("I'm totally in love with Jen, and she's in love with me too, she just doesn't know it yet.."), I am just left with a few lingering questions...
Stu, was that a velvet blazer you were wearing?
How much would I have loved to have been in that audience?
Can I please get an estimate of the amount of time Stu has logged in the tanning booth in the past week?
Fabrice is widely rumored to be gay, and he ended up being assigned to room with Stu? Coincidence? They'd actually be quite cute together...
How funny was it when they asked Fabrice why he was freaked out to learn that 2 of the guys on the show were still virgins and his response was "I've never heard of such a thing!"
How equally funny was it when they showed a clip of one of the virgins claiming his "body is not a carnival ride that is just come up and pull the ticket and wait your turn"... and then the host asked "what if in a few years you realize your body is actually a carnival ride and you've been missing out all these years..."
Yes, sadly I still watch this show... oh and I really like riding the ferris wheel...
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