Touchy Feely

The Jury is set. His public lynching, oops I meant trial, could start as early as next week. This is what they're reporting on MSNBC...

"Among the jurors were a woman who said her grandson was required to register as a sexual offender because of a crime; a woman who said she was related to the pilot of Flight 93, one of the planes that went down on Sept. 11; a 20-year-old man who likes "The Simpsons" TV show; and a man who is interested in Western art and country music. One of the jurors had been asked during selection if he recognized celebrity witnesses in the case including self-help guru Deepak Chopra. He responded, "I think he's a rapper."

A 20 year old man who likes "The Simpsons"? Someone interested in country music? Who the fizzuk is Deepak Choppy? What the hell does any of this have to do with Wacko Jacko... everyone's favorite Touchy Feely clown, getting little boys drunk, showing them porn and touching their Never Lands? I would really like to know. They were upset there were no Blacks on the jury. Also gonna need an explanation on that one. Mikey isn't Black... anymore. Really, what the hell is Mikey now? The only reasonable thing I can think of, is that they wanted at least one representative of each race so that someone would think of him as their own... sadly, no plastic patchwork mutants with strange noses made the cut. Poor Mikey.