Someone hacked into Paris Hilton's sidekick? (sorry I had to leave the room to roll on the floor laughing... I'm back now). Were they dying to know when to add the fabric softener or how to test the ripeness of melons?? Really all they found were some celebrity phone numbers and pictures of Paris' ripe melons. Shouldn't come as much of a surprise to anyone that Paris has naked pictures of herself on her PDA, they're everywhere else so why the hell not! Doesn't everyone have that? Or, uh... I mean, certainly I don't, no... not anymore. Please, I bet you Paris did this herself as a publicity stunt, then tried to claim she was hacked so we'd all feel bad for her and not wonder why she bothers to ever wear clothes in the first place. There's a valuable lesson to be learned here... don't give your password out EVER. Sari gave me her password to her Gmail account once, I'm gonna go hack it now... naked pictures of her will be posted to the internets shortly...
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C'mon.... Paris hacking anything but some mucus? Not happening.
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