Thursday, July 10, 2008

I lost my balls

That fine specimen of man that you see above... Cameron Mathison from All My Children, just walked out of the elevator in my office building and 2 feet past me while I waited in the lobby. O.M.G. I honestly think I have an arrhythmia, since my heart literally stopped when the elevator door opened, my eyes got really wide and my jaw hit the floor, as I stood there in complete shock unable to speak or move. SWOON.

WHY AM I SUCH A LOSER??? I should have totally talked to him! Any of the following not at all making me look crazy conversations could have ensued:

- Wow are you Cameron Mathison?... I love you... would you mind taking your shirt off
- Hi! You're Cameron Mathison from All My Children right? I've watched since I was 17...
- Cameron Mathison... YOU ARE HOT.
- Hiiiiiii, will you take a picture with me?? My crackberry has incredible zoom.
- Cameron, wait for me... (as I chase him down the street)

I think I am still a little shell shocked from this encounter. Dood if I was drunk, I totally would have talked to him! Why wasn't I drunk at 9:30 am...

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