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Wow, I suck. I saw Cameron on my way out of the building after work yesterday and again I said nothing. For those of you who missed my post two weeks ago, Cameron Mathison of All My Children, Dancing with the Stars, host of this year’s Daytime Emmy’s, seems to do something or other occasionally in the same building as my office and I seem to keep seeing him, staring in silent shock and awe and being a big pussy. The first time it happened, fine, I was caught off guard... Took me a minute to realize what was going on and by that time, the moment was gone. But this is twice now, and this time was worse because I totally eyed him up as we passed each other on the street outside my office. We are like two ships passing in the night... And I am the chicken ship. What is wrong with me?? It’s like my lips are momentarily glued shut. Seriously, if I don’t say something next time, I should be euthanized...