Monday, July 28, 2008

Slydial-er

Greatest news! All of those times I have called you and sat there with my fingers and toes crossed, loudly praying that you would not pick up, repeating the mantra voice mail, voice mail, voice mail... Will never have to happen again! Because now there is Slydial!

“Slydial lets you connect directly with another person's cell phone voice mail, bypassing the traditional ringing process that often results — sometimes disastrously — with someone picking up on the other end.”

Traditional ringing process? Someone picking up on the other end? Hence CALLING SOMEONE? I am so confused. You call someone and if they pick up it’s a disaster? What the hell did you think was going to happen?? If you don’t want to talk to someone, why don’t you just write them a letter? E-mail? Text? I know they say breaking up with someone over email or text message is pretty cowardly (ie, DICK), but really... Isn’t maliciously and strategically bypassing them being able to pick up the phone by using a service aptly named Slydial just a little bit worse??

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