Thursday, February 10, 2005

The week of the Androgynous: More gender bending

8:15 AM
Jess: ok seriously... don't laugh...
Jess: promise not to?
Sari: no
Jess: ok... I feel really dumb... is dame edna a man?? someone at work said she's a drag queen... and I really have to know...
Sari: ARE U KIDDING ME?!?!
Sari: Of course she is a man!
Sari: {{{{{{{{{Jessica}}}}}}}}}}
Jess: well she makes a very pretty lady
Sari: HAHAHAHAHA
Sari: LOVE YOU!
Sari: special girl
Jess: I ride the short bus
Sari: yes, yes you do
Jess: I wasn't completely oblivious... I went back and forth
Sari: did you ask Mara?
Jess: no

12:15 PM - E-mail
Mara: Im having a slight issue here! I was talking to someone about the play last night and I was still a little confused when we left as to whether or not Dame Edna was a man or a woman... I had thought that I heard once that it was a man (like one of the most famous drag queens around) but then last night I wasn't sure. Especially after hearing her talk about Velma, and Kenny! SO we went online to look and it said Barry Humphries...and it was in the playbill! I looked at who's who in the cast and it listed them separate and two TOTALLY different autobiographies... but apparently it's the same person...HELP!!!

Sari: omg
Sari: did you get Maras email?
Jess: no... ??
Jess: STOP I just got it
Jess: IS SHE KIDDING?? DID YOU TELL HER I DIDNT KNOW???
Jess: are you punking me??
Sari: NO!
Jess: I HATE BOTH OF YOU!
Sari: it is not a trick, I swear
Jess: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jess: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!!?
Mara: completely
Jess: HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH
Jess: I AM DYING!!!
Jess: I had no idea and I asked Sari this morning and she made me feel SOOO STUPID
Mara: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jess: I thought I was the only idiot!
Mara: so how does she have children?
Jess: maybe she made that up!
Jess: Sari LAUGHED at me, then she asked if I told you, and I said no bc I was SO barassed!

Sari: oy, you two, my special friends
Jess: i am comforted by the fact that i'm not the only one with special needs...
Sari: I am obsessed with my special friends
Sari: I think we need to have a little sex ed class... Ill teach- you guys just bring your books

Mara: Jessica I'll meet you outside the short bus at 4PM, we are special...


5 comments:

qbrad said...

is "special" really the right word here? Have you ever heard of this really kewl restaurant called Lucky Changs? It's got really hot women in it with great model shaped bodies. You guys should pay a visit and see how you like it. Bring a guy or two who's as "special" as you are. They'll have a blast!

qbrad said...

is "special" really the right word here? Have you ever heard of this really kewl restaurant called Lucky Chengs? It's got really hot women in it with great model shaped bodies. You guys should pay a visit and see how you like it. Bring a guy or two who's as "special" as you are. They'll have a blast!

Jessy said...

Thanks, I've been there and was equally as frightened.

Jessy said...

As Dame Edna says... I know how to play "trains and tunnels"... no need to worry about me! hahah!

Anonymous said...

Wave that Glad!