Guns OK in Arizona bars starting WednesdayTop Ten reasons why this is a great headline:
10) Welcome to the literal wild, wild west.
9) In some NYC bars, based on old cabaret laws, there are signs saying “No dancing allowed” which is totally no fun at all. Who thought based on a new law, we could end up in a bar with a sign saying “No firearms allowed”? Which is apparently totally also no fun.
8) Who needs darts when we can instead have target practice?
7) Someone thought this was a good idea? Gotta love the NRA.
6) This gives a whole new meaning to “taking a couple shots”
5) Good luck being the bartender and having to cut someone off...
4) Because I’d totally feel comfortable going home with a dude I met in a bar who had a Glock strapped to his belt.
3) Alcohol and guns. I see this ending well.
2) Charlton Heston just did a little dance in his grave.
And the number 1 reason this is a great headline...
1) Plaxico will have somewhere to party when he gets out of jail.
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