Priceless

I said as early as last week that the reason we were going to lose the series was because that stupid Mastercard commercial jinxed us. I'm telling you, I just had a bad feeling about it. Now here's some of the offers that weren't appropriate for television... courtesy of craigslist.com.

"Straight man offering my virgin backside for a sox ticket or 2. Willing to allow the sanctity of my ass to be violated for World Series tickets. Any night will do. Must be AIDS and disease free. A small unit is preferred but willing to accommodate others."

"In exchange for 1 world series ticket TO ANY GAME, I will gladly donate to you my left ball. I am extremely fertile, intelligent, and healthy, and I figure this is a small sacrifice for a once in a lifetime opportunity. In addition, ever since I got married they are essentially worthless anyways....so this is your chance. If you are interested, let me know. I am willing to negotitate (kidney is also a possibility, but liver is out of the question). In addition, both balls for a pair of tickets may be doable."

"If anyone is willing to give up 2 red sox world series tickets, game 1 or 2, i will let you bang my wife. she: 27, blond, blue, nice boobs, tight. Serious only please this is no joke."

No joke? I kinda think it's funny... I hope they don't think there's a refund policy when the Sox lose... some things you just can't get back...