These games are on Viagara... 5 hours!

I HATE THE RED SOX!!! They are going to be pitching outfielders soon if this keeps up. Who are they going to pitch after that? Me? Somebody please just make it stop...

Stages of being a Yankee fan tonight...
1- YEA!!!!!!!
2- hmm... this isn't so good
3- this is REALLY bad
4- I'm suddenly feeling violently ill, watch game in front of toilet
5- &*%%!!! I have not said this many curses in as long as I can remember
6- PANIC!!
7- pound any liquor that happens to be in arms length
8- cry and throw up