The work moon-o-meter

This easily scores at least a 7... It is sweltering in Sari's office right now, and she just received this email."Building maintanence is aware of the issue. It is due to a broken fan. Engineers estimate that the fan will be fixed within half an hour. Please be patient"


Oh yes please be patient while trying your hardest not to sweat balls all over your suit. We understand that it is roughly equivalent to the temperature of the gates of hell... but please be patient. Soon your body temperature will rise to the point that your internal organs will shut down and you will pass out... by that point we hope to have the problem under control.