At this point, I am pretty much used to getting my way. Whoever said “you can’t always get what you want” is a damned fool. It helps to be annoying and adorable... And annoying, but 9 out of 10 times, I get what I want. However, it never occurred to me to heed the warning sung by the awesome band The Pussycat Dolls... To “be careful what you wish for cuz you just might get it.” They are truly visionaries. Yes, I may have openly wished to be free or that SHE would leave and never come back, but maybe deep down I didn’t really want that. I do tend to follow her around, sit on the bathmat and wait for her to come out of the shower, and attempt to look as cute as possible when I see her putting her coat on... Maybe I kinda like having her around... And now she’s GONE, and I am at the resort alone... ALONE! Well, besides the resort workers...
Since I seem to be stuck here by myself for an indefinite amount of time, I really hope these resort maids and cooks are up to the level of elite care that I demand. I apparently have my own room here, which is nice and all, but whose face am I going to jump on when I want to be fed in the morning? Is my food going to be served on the little white paper plates that I like? Am I going to be lovingly groomed with the special cat brush? Are they going to formally address me as Bailey? What about Scooter? McBoo? Mr. Scoo?? CRAP! I want my mom baaaaaaaack!! This is garbage! Where is she!?! Why has she left me?!? If you bring her back, I promise to never wish her gone again. Ok well maybe not never...
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