Monday, December 07, 2009

Quickies

Tiger Woods' pride of sluts is now up to 6. One of which he met at a PERKINS where she was waitressing. You are Tiger Woods and you can't find anyone better to cheat with than a waitress at Perkins? If you die of embarrassment in the next couple weeks, I wouldn't be surprised.

My dress is like new! I don't know what they put in this Amodex cleaning stuff, but it must be liquid of god. Every time I use this stuff I cry like I've literally witnessed a miracle.

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