I have a not so stellar track record at my company holiday parties. I've been to 5 thus far. At the first one, I lost my camera. At the second one, I received my holiday gift, a $2000 gift card and was so paranoid from the first year, that I barely drank and guarded my purse with my life. The third one, I was so thrilled with the year before's positive outcome, that I got careless, drank my face off, put my purse down and had all of my stuff stolen. Last year, I practically strapped my belongings to me. And this year...3-4 glasses of wine, one whiskey shot, one tequila shot, a couple jello shots that were laced with 151, and I find something that looks like a stripper pole, climb up there, start dancing and suggesting this awesome idea to other co-workers who followed suit. The amount of alcohol I consumed may not seem impressive, however, the amount of alcohol that was all over my dress... epic. Apparently I forgot that the point was to somehow manage to get the alcohol into my mouth. I woke up this morning to find my dress practically tye-dyed with stains like people threw drinks at me. Right now, I have applied every stain fighting substance I can think of, turned on the shower and ran cold water all over it like it was drunk, and am praying for the best. Please offer your prayers for my dress as well.
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