It seems every year around this time Burger King rolls out a shock and awe campaign that has more to do with sex than fast food. Who could forget last year's infamous "Flame" meat scented cologne (see previous blog post Come on Baby Light My Fire) complete with vomit inducing scary big headed BK mascot that still to this day haunts my nightmares. I, along with my coworker Andrei who was the lucky recipient of "Flame" as a Christmas gift from me last year, were really hoping for the release of the next hit cologne in the line "Raw" or "Mad Cow," but instead it seems we have a Showercam competition. One in which I actually had to verify that I was above 18 in order to be allowed to log into the site. Guess this isn't exactly for the Happy Meal crowd...
It's like dirty reality Burger King Shower Barbie. I can pick what song she sings and what she wears, then I can watch her "shake her bits to the hits" every day. Because nothing makes me want to cram Burger King down my throat more than thinking about skinny people in bikinis. I can also enter to win a date with her or receive (above shown) Burger King shower kit as a consolation prize. Burger King rubber duckie, where have you been all my life??
Why the hell I would want any of this is still unclear to me, but then again I did rush out to purchase meat scented cologne last year so I am easily in their target market group of complete morons...
1 comment:
I want the shower kit way more than the random whore. It comes with the perfume and SOAP ON A ROPE!!!
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