The Daily Bailey

I am thrilled to report that over the last 2 weeks, I have encountered tons of new and totally awesome stuff! Apparently this thing called Thanksgiving is inspiring, and boy am I thankful!

I have learned of new appliances. Something smelled great emanating from the kitchen area in our palace one morning. Definitely not the usual Lean Cuisine or boiling water aroma. It was something baking, like bread or... Whoa, that cabinet thing opens? And food comes out? Baked food goodness? Hold up a minute... Is that an oven? We have an oven? Didn’t even know we had an oven, since I’ve never seen it used before. And I'm more of a firing up the stove man myself. So many new things! Don’t even get me started about the washy spinny thing I saw at the resort...

I have sniffed everything at this resort place we went for Thanksgiving. Every last thing. I left absolutely nothing unsniffed. There is nowhere in this place that I haven't put my sniffer on... well except for whatever is behind that one pesky door that is always closed, but believe you me, I will get down there somehow, someday. There are so many more places to explore here than at the palace. I've been behind the catticade (cat barricade), I've been accidentally locked in the bathroom as well as the pantry, and I've been caught attempting to climb into above mentioned washy spinny thing that they call the washing machine. It was a valiant effort on my part.

I have tasted corn bread and turkey. The turkey was voluntarily fed to me by HER, so that I apparently didn’t feel left out at the Thanksgiving feast that everyone was feasting on except for me. I never get to feast upon anything. The cornbread... Well... I found that laying out on the counter and decided to knock it over and try to eat through the plastic. Why not? Clearly they forgot that old saying, “if you leave it out, I will try to eat it...” Actually I just made that up, but it's oh so true. So so true...